Friday, December 26, 2008

I'm Going On A Diet!!!


Dylan's on a "SeeFood" diet. And from the looks of my butt and my gut I've been on the same diet for quite some time now. So on behalf of my butt, my gut, my quad chin (thanks Jen...love the quad chin!), my back fat, my kankles, we wish you a farewell...because starting Monday, I'm going on a diet!!! And not the "SeeFood" diet either. So please let me apologize ahead of time because if you thought I was a raging lunatic before....just wait till you hear my rants from being deprived of really really good food.
Now don't get me wrong, big girls are beautiful and I personally think fat people are happier jollier people (I'm a pretty happy person), but I also obsess about being skinny so I thought I would try it out and see what all the hype is about (...like I'm actually going to be skinny...HA!). And no, I'm not going to tell you how much I weigh or what kind of diet I'm doing...I'm not even sure myself but I will never devulge my weight...okay, well...maybe I will after I lose a few L...B...'s. Stay tuned!
My fat shadow bids you farewell too.

TO BE CONTINUED....

5 comments:

Sunny said...

Jaime, I think you look great! But I'm excited to follow your weight loss journey and hope I get some tips from you!! Be sure to check out some of the weight loss blogs I have listed on my blog, these people are amazing... very motivating! :) After we lose our weight, let's celebrate at Joe's BBQ, Lol!! :D

Katschi said...

You had me at "I'm a nutjob..." LOL!
What a fun blog! Love the music!

Tamzin said...

HI HI! thanks for stopping in! You had me at "kankles"!

hahahah! :)
Cheers
Tamzin

Irish Gumbo said...

Have you heard of the Rotation Diet? That's where you sit down at the table and rotate around it! Oh, wait, that's probably not it...

Thank you so much for getting on the bus with me over at IG! Glad to have the company!

Also, a confession: I thought "Sixteen Candles" was hilarious, I liked a lot of the music. And, get this, I saw Grease about ten times in the theater. Yikes! (yes, I did read your profile...) :0

Mrs.Misuraca said...

Girl...Just join me in the Slimcaps addicts club and you will get to your goal weight along with eating good...in NO Time!! ;)

Come to the dark side....
LOL