Dylan's on a "SeeFood" diet. And from the looks of my butt and my gut I've been on the same diet for quite some time now. So on behalf of my butt, my gut, my quad chin (thanks Jen...love the quad chin!), my back fat, my kankles, we wish you a farewell...because starting Monday, I'm going on a diet!!! And not the "SeeFood" diet either. So please let me apologize ahead of time because if you thought I was a raging lunatic before....just wait till you hear my rants from being deprived of really really good food.
Now don't get me wrong, big girls are beautiful and I personally think fat people are happier jollier people (I'm a pretty happy person), but I also obsess about being skinny so I thought I would try it out and see what all the hype is about (...like I'm actually going to be skinny...HA!). And no, I'm not going to tell you how much I weigh or what kind of diet I'm doing...I'm not even sure myself but I will never devulge my weight...okay, well...maybe I will after I lose a few L...B...'s. Stay tuned!
My fat shadow bids you farewell too.
TO BE CONTINUED....